Your TV is still
on the floor.
I live in Building 5000. I mount it tonight, properly, and patch nothing because I drilled it right.
Tell me what you need →Usually a same-week evening. Text-back, no calls.
What I do
Flat prices for the two most common jobs. Everything else I quote by text after you describe it.
- TV mountingAny wall type. Cable concealment extra.$99from
- Furniture assemblyPer piece. Boxes hauled to the dumpster.$89from
- Shelves, mirrors, artAnchored to studs where it matters.Quoted
- Blinds & curtain rodsLevel, and level again a week later.Quoted
- Smart locks & thermostatsInstalled, paired, old hardware kept for move-out.Quoted
Why me
I'm ten minutes from your door — I live in 5000, so a forgotten bracket means one trip downstairs, not a rescheduled Saturday.
Renter-safe by default: proper anchors, holes I can patch, drop cloth down, hardware bagged and labeled for when you move out.
Usually two of us. My partner works jobs with me, which is why a 75" TV goes up straight and nobody's holding a wall with their knee.
Evenings and weekends only — this isn't my day job. Same-week slots most weeks.
Tell me what you need
Four questions. I text you back the same evening with a price and two times.
Neighbors
I started taking jobs in the complex this month, so there's nothing to quote back at you. When I finish yours I'll ask, and whatever you say goes here with your first name and building — good or bad.


